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Board Of Executives


PRESIDENT
Yap Zhi Shen


Vice-President
Wong Bo Kang


Assisting Vice-President
Chen Zhen Li


Creative Director
Daniel Tan


Head Of IT Consultant
Chua Cheng Han


General Manger
Lim Zi Hui


Manager
Alvin Tan


Accountant
Wong Wei Jin


Security Guard
Dittaya


Janitor
Theron Tan


Terminator
Wee Qi Rui


Mentor
Lin Wei

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Law by Law

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Fun Stuffs When Ur Bored

mad tv
friendster
xiaxue
orisinal(tap out games)
tudou!
watch movies
google
zhishen's blog
LAO ZHA BOR


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Back Track.


August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
December 2008

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TAP

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Thank You.


©freakyryo-

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okay so i am here updating. i wanted to show u guys a couple of funny youtube vids but i cant upload them. so i'll just paste the links and check them out urself.
This is the hossan leong one---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TA8NVCNyY
This is mr brown show but check out the jade seah swearing and the ping pong MTV beat it---http://www.mrbrown.com/
This is some hilarious jap shows again (MUST WATCH)---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwvVh0_ZelI
This is the jap silent library show i was talking bout---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg
This is the peta vid, viwer discretion is advise---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-kvZq4ARg4
Another peta vid, not as gross as before but u'll know how miss tan feels---http://www.meat.org/

okay so thats all i guess. pls watch all and tell me bout these vids. and to bokang, pls update this blog too.

by zhishen


Today sux totally man guys, had dinner with oni 3 ppl as most of our members went for their class chalets and some went to work,so no activity URgh.Guess all of us were just rotting at home.BUT do not worry guys...Thr is always TMR..When we will see each other..we will laugh together..we will eat with each other..SO do not Despair...haha
by:B.k


Dear fellow commitees,

The President of this club will be sent to Iraq for a rescue mission from 28 Aug to 30Aug. Spies said that Mas Selamat was spotted and all marines have been called in to capture him once and for all.

Sorry for I have to leave these 3 days. Even though I will miss my collegues and the company, I am looking forward to this challenge and starting a new phrase for peace on earth. Let's all abolish terrorism and aim for a better future.

Yours faithfully,
President of MnM
Yap Zhi Shen


OKAY, so here are some of the photos i find quite nice and decided to post it here. To let everybody know who the Dragon Tooth Sect ppl are, here are the pics. Enjoy!


DRAGON TOOTH PARTY
FINDING MAS SELAMAT
THE ROCK, JOHN CENA, BIG SHOW, REY MYSTERIO AND FUNAKI
YOUTH OLYMPICS - GYMNASTICS
WUDANG TONG






A quick run through of our members...

lvl - madness level, FQ - famous quote, Ulti - trademark, *- Espada


*Alvin Tan a.k.a Alvin Tan , Pui kia
The person who grew the most level within the shortest time so far, this plump guy is loaded with tonnes of crazy quotes. Recently, his powers have stop increasing but he still has what it takes to make you tap.
lvl - 93
FQ - "It takes 10yrs to ...", "Ulti... ", "Go Bo Kang house la!"
Ulti - pretending to be good in Muay Thai / Walls of Jericho

Wong Bo Kang a.k.a BK, Kang kang, Long Kang
Just like Ichigo in Bleach, this guy's madness level will change drastically. When at his peak, BK is able to knock out any person of Espada rank. Possesses greater powers that have yet to be uncovered. Lately, his power has been increasing at an alarming rate. Will be an Espada within a few months if he keeps at it.
lvl - between 79~91 (will fluctuate)
FQ - "huh, wat u say...fight la", "so u 1 like that play la ..."
Ulti - flick u with his middle finger / facial expressions so crappy, u will tap

*Yap Zhi Shen a.k.a Ang ku kueh, red face, Meramon, Lava boy, HellBoy
A very crazy guy, also very sissy. This crazy sissy is one hell of a sabo-kia. Capable of sudden outbursts, will make you tap out at least 3 times upon meeting him. He is one of the Espadas that was 1st to be discovered.
lvl - 95
FQ - "Ok, jitap/jirui/jitao", "u ready anot"
Ulti - borrow ur money, nv to return / put face super near u

Daniel Tan a.k.a white face, ghost, UIC, bleach, daniel-dildo
The Orichimaru in Naruto, the gluttony in FMA, the sabre in FSN and the cleaning powder in Mr Muscle. This 'jiao' is one hell of a captain. Wherever he goes, he stunners. So prepare for stone cold white stone. Jitaoness.
lvl - 95
FQ - "hmmm... don't dare me ah" , "come la, scared ah!?" , "aiee, don't talk cock la"
Ulti - dance like a retard / Elbow Drop / Swanton Bomb/ throw slipper very high up in the air

Lim Zi Hui a.k.a ZH, mad kid
Another rising star, gained tremendous powers immediately after his 'O' lvls. Able to comprehend nonsense that are of Espadas' level. Has potential to go further.
lvl - 82
FQ - "393 la..."
Ulti - sudden outburst of laughters / non-stop laughing

Chen Zhen Li a.k.a shorty
At only 156cm, this guy can pack a powerful punch in terms of talking cock. Although lousy under certain circumstances, he can rebounce back as long as he feels the need to. Capable of holding up against any Espada. Needs to put in more effort to become an Espada.
lvl - 65~87(will fluctuate)
FQ - "Ok, Bankai"
Ulti - threatening ppl by taking their things as hostage

Chua Cheng Han a.k.a CH, durian head, tiko, Esplanade
I have nothing much to say about this guy except that he sucks at being a crapper, for now. When the crappy atmosphere is at it's climax, he will usually step in to kill everything. Needs lot of improvements. Gained half a lvl recently.
lvl - 48.5
FQ - "Wo tap!!!", "cannot like that 1 la..."
Ulti - being extremely lame

Wee Qi Rui a.k.a bulldozer, army tank, rhino
This guy is in a class of his own. Has future in the SAF as a Commander. Whoever wrote this part will be dead by the time you read it. R.I.P to whoever wrote this. Recently, he has been missing in action (MIA).
lvl - ??
FQ - None
Ulti - Flashsteps / Moving at 70km/h

Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy
The only person considered sane enough to hang out with us, Lin Wei is able to withstand any crap given to him. Little is known about his past but some speculated that he was once an Espada in his younger days. Constantly suffers from harassment for being a Jackie Chan lookalike.
lvl - 26
FQ - "Oi~!"
Ulti - smacking boys butt

Lim Hui Shan a.k.a LHS, siao za bor
Our newest member, Hui Shan showed talent in crapping when she began her tertiary studies. Under our constant influence, she started to blossom into a full-fledged crapper. Definitely has potential to go further but needs lot of practice.
lvl - 63~77
FQ - None
Ulti - None

*Dittaya Mhosomboon a.k.a ditt, DM, Peter North
Although not active currently, ditt once topped the Espada list. His crapping prowess was once feared by many. Has countless of achievements under his belt, ditt could easily add more if he wanted to. His return is much anticipated by everyone. He specialises in 'dirty-crapping'.
lvl - 96.5
FQ - "You die already...", "Come here"
Ulti - Bear hug / finger flick from hell / smack ur butt so hard, u will have problem shitting



That's all for now ...more will soon be up, pls be patient.
posted by: Daniel and ZS


hahahahahahahahahha!!! okay guess what? we changed the site website to ---> WWW.UJITAOTAPOUT.BLOGSPOT.COM!! hahahahahaha.. okok so i've changed the skin to one of the best channel 8 drama ever! &#%^* so ppl, this blog is available for posting of anything that is of course related to us or not. we dont give a shit. Here, you can complain, bitch, tell us ur grandfather storey or even talk cock here. IT DOESN'T MATTER. because, this blog is to let ppl tap out! jitao, jitap, jiru*, jikang, jiwhatever also can.


THE STORY OF JELUTONG TRIP
It all started out nicely at Beauty World(Bt timah),where we had our lunch thr b4 heading to Bt timah hill. As we set off, our gd friend Zhi Shen went to the TOTO shop and tried his luck out on a scratch and win card which cost $1. He won a dollar while our friend Qi rui actually can get to win $5... but dun noe if he got go return the card. Haha.

We made our way to rifle range which will lead us to Bt timah hill. It was about a 7 km walk and along the way thr are many army camps with barbed fence surrounding it. We crossed a flyover with an expressway below us. After about 45 mins the road came to an end and we entered Bt timah hill. The forest floor was filled with fallen leaves which seems like a dark brown wooden floor. It started to get exciting as it was getting more and more challenging with steep and slippery slopes and our team work came into play. Along the way, we had to cross 2 rivers, one with a bridge and another without. After that, most things went smoothly except for Daniel whr he fell a few times during the tree-top walk. Keep trying to do crazy stunts like all of a sudden sprint up the stairs or jump from it. Surprisingly nvr fell of the track.

From the tree top walk we took another route back to the entrance of Bt timah hill thus avoided crossing the river without a bridge. As we were tracking back to the entrance of Bt timah hill all of a sudden the weather started to really cold. Strong winds started blowing and very soon Big Fat DROPs of rain started falling on our heads. THR WAS STILL 7 KILOMETER MORE TO GO... it was the craziest things we had ever done. The rain just felled so heavily and very soon all of us were soaked. Some cars passed by us and thr were some kind souls who wanted to stop but we had too many ppl and so they drove away. Thr goes our hope. All the way the rain didnt seem to stop... wanted to take some photos of us TOTALLY drenched but scared hp spoil as everything was wet. After walking back to Beauty World the rain finally slowed to a trickle...didn't really help. First time we had our dinner wet.COOL yeah!


Places we had to walk just to reach thr





Ok... erm.. first time trying to blog and seems Very Crazy to me. Everthing seems so new.trying it out first hehz.:)

A quick run through of our members...

lvl - madness level,

FQ - famous quote,

Ulti - trademark, *- Espada

*Yap Zhi Shen a.k.a Ang ku kueh, red face, Meramon, Lava boy, HellBoy
A very crazy guy, also very sissy. This crazy sissy is one hell of a sabo-kia. Capable of sudden outbursts, will make you tap out at least 3 times upon meeting him. He is one of the Espadas that was 1st to be discovered.
lvl - 95
FQ - "Ok, jitap/jirui/jitao", "u ready anot"
Ulti - borrow ur money, nv to return / put face super near u

Wong Bo Kang a.k.a BK, Kang kang, Long Kang
Just like Ichigo in Bleach, this guy's madness level will change drastically. When at his peak, BK is able to knock out any person of Espada rank. Possesses greater powers that have yet to be uncovered. Lately, his power has been increasing at an alarming rate. Will be an Espada within a few months if he keeps at it.
lvl - between 79~91 (will fluctuate)
FQ - "huh, wat u say...fight la", "so u 1 like that play la ..."
Ulti - flick u with his middle finger / facial expressions so crappy, u will tap

Chen Zhen Li a.k.a shorty
At only 156cm, this guy can pack a powerful punch in terms of talking cock. Although lousy under certain circumstances, he can rebounce back as long as he feels the need to. Capable of holding up against any Espada. Needs to put in more effort to become an Espada.
lvl - 65~87(will fluctuate)
FQ - "Ok, Bankai"
Ulti - threatening ppl by taking their things as hostage

*Daniel Tan a.k.a white face, ghost, UIC, bleach, daniel-dildo
The Orichimaru in Naruto, the gluttony in FMA, the sabre in FSN and the cleaning powder in Mr Muscle. This 'jiao' is one hell of a captain. Wherever he goes, he stunners. So prepare for stone cold white stone. Jitaoness.
lvl - 95
FQ - "hmmm... don't dare me ah" , "come la, scared ah!?" , "aiee, don't talk cock la"
Ulti - dance like a retard / Elbow Drop / Swanton Bomb/ throw slipper very high up in the air

Chua Cheng Han a.k.a CH, durian head, tiko, Esplanade
I have nothing much to say about this guy except that he sucks at being a crapper, for now. When the crappy atmosphere is at it's climax, he will usually step in to kill everything. Needs lot of improvements. Gained half a lvl recently.
lvl - 48.5
FQ - "Wo tap!!!", "cannot like that 1 la..."
Ulti - being extremely lame

Lim Zi Hui a.k.a ZH, mad kid
Another rising star, gained tremendous powers immediately after his 'O' lvls. Able to comprehend nonsense that are of Espadas' level. Has potential to go further.
lvl - 82
FQ - "393 la..."
Ulti - sudden outburst of laughters / non-stop laughing

*Alvin Tan a.k.a Alvin Tan , Pui kia
The person who grew the most level within the shortest time so far, this plump guy is loaded with tonnes of crazy quotes. Recently, his powers have stop increasing but he still has what it takes to make you tap.
lvl - 93
FQ - "It takes 10yrs to ...", "Ulti... ", "Go Bo Kang house la!"
Ulti - pretending to be good in Muay Thai / Walls of Jericho

Wong Wei Jin a.k.a Ah Gua Jin, Luo Han Yu
One of the earlier members of the Dragon Tooth Clan, Wei Jin was the ATM machine for our members. Although not as insane as the rest, Wei Jin encourages people to do crazy things. Might be diagnosed with Lung Cancer by the age of 35.
lvl - 24
FQ - None
Ulti - Clutch onto opponent

*Dittaya Mhosomboon a.k.a ditt, DM, Peter North
Although not active currently, ditt once topped the Espada list. His crapping prowess was once feared by many. Has countless of achievements under his belt, ditt could easily add more if he wanted to. His return is much anticipated by everyone. He specialises in 'dirty-crapping'.
lvl - 96.5
FQ - "You die already...", "Come here"
Ulti - Bear hug / finger flick from hell / smack ur butt so hard, u will have problem shitting

Theron Tan a.k.a Ah Mao, Monkey Tan, Teh Kor, Dua Kang, Arsenal
One of the Elders in the Clan, also a hooligan, Theron has 0 ability in crapping and has an amazingly bad sense of humor. His one and only ability to make someone tap out, even an Espada, is to rant about his 'oh so good knowledge' about cars. Could be the next Arsenal's mascot (cannon).
lvl - 19~32
FQ - Walao, Wei~
Ulti - None

Wee Qi Rui a.k.a bulldozer, army tank, rhino
This guy is in a class of his own. Has future in the SAF as a Commander. Whoever wrote this part will be dead by the time you read it. R.I.P to whoever wrote this. Recently, he has been missing in action (MIA).
lvl - ??
FQ - None
Ulti - Flashsteps / Moving at 70km/h

Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy
The only person considered sane enough to hang out with us, Lin Wei is able to withstand any crap given to him. Little is known about his past but some speculated that he was once an Espada in his younger days. Constantly suffers from harassment for being a Jackie Chan lookalike.
lvl - 26
FQ - "Oi~!", "POKXY!"
Ulti - smacking boys butt.

Lim Hui Shan a.k.a LHS, siao za bor
Our newest member, Hui Shan showed talent in crapping when she began her tertiary studies. Under our constant influence, she started to blossom into a full-fledged crapper. Definitely has potential to go further but needs lot of practice.
lvl - 63~77
FQ - None
Ulti - None