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Board Of Executives


PRESIDENT
Yap Zhi Shen


Vice-President
Wong Bo Kang


Assisting Vice-President
Chen Zhen Li


Creative Director
Daniel Tan


Head Of IT Consultant
Chua Cheng Han


General Manger
Lim Zi Hui


Manager
Alvin Tan


Accountant
Wong Wei Jin


Security Guard
Dittaya


Janitor
Theron Tan


Terminator
Wee Qi Rui


Mentor
Lin Wei

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Law by Law

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Fun Stuffs When Ur Bored

mad tv
friendster
xiaxue
orisinal(tap out games)
tudou!
watch movies
google
zhishen's blog
LAO ZHA BOR


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Back Track.


August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
December 2008

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TAP

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Thank You.


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HELLO PEEPS!!! Guess where we went this time... ... Try guessing something ridiculously stupid and crazy...


Another higher hill?!



Another better dessert!?


WRONG!!!



IT'S~~~~



LIM CHU KANG !!!

We met at West Mall at 1 o'clock to have lunch together be4 heading off to take Bus 975 to Lim Chu Kang where the Goat Farm is located in the middle of nowhere. As you all know Lim Chu Kang is famously known for agricultural purposes so we weren't surprise when the bus we boarded was empty once we entered LCK. (below)

We reached the Hay Dairies rather quickly. Maybe because it was a weekday, the farm was empty. Except for the staff, the only people there were a couple and us. We had a quick look around and fed the goats at light speed as it was f****** smelly. Before we left we bought some overpriced goat milk.

The place was not well maintained and there were only a handful of staff. Unlike stated on 'Places to visit when in Singapore' books, it didn't charge the $3 entrance fee.

Grade - C5

$2 per bottle, somemore 200ml only... ... Siao ah~!!!

So do you know where does the word GOATEE comes from.

Tada~~~

Next was the Dragon Fruit Farm situated besides Hay Dairies. Unfortunately, we came at the wrong time because it wasn't the dragon fruit season. (Anyway, when is the season~??)

The place looked deserted and there were no directions on where to go and what to do. But a quick look around guided us to the caretakers of the place. This group of friendly Ah Ma were gambling away and our presence did not matter them at all.

Our disappointment quickly turned to delight as we found this fusbal table at the farm. And we played with it for nearly 30 mins... Wakao, damn fun la... Jitap. This farm is actually quite appealing as they sold canned dragon fruit drinks which you don't usually find in most convenience store. And it was quite tasty with real dragonfruit bits.

Grade - B4

But our journey did not end here. After that we went to Sembawang Beach to catch the sunset. The beach was a real bitch. The people fishing there looked fierce and unfriendly. The water did not stank but was damn dirty, didn't do much there. We actually wanted to have dinner at a place called Bottle Tree Village but in the end due to some reason it did not happen. So we killed time at this sand-playground playing catching. (Its alright nothin to be ashamed of, as if u all nv play be4).

After enduring our hunger pangs we finally went to Sun Plaza to have our dinner. End of trip.

All in all, a good trip though.

A quick run through of our members...

lvl - madness level,

FQ - famous quote,

Ulti - trademark, *- Espada

*Yap Zhi Shen a.k.a Ang ku kueh, red face, Meramon, Lava boy, HellBoy
A very crazy guy, also very sissy. This crazy sissy is one hell of a sabo-kia. Capable of sudden outbursts, will make you tap out at least 3 times upon meeting him. He is one of the Espadas that was 1st to be discovered.
lvl - 95
FQ - "Ok, jitap/jirui/jitao", "u ready anot"
Ulti - borrow ur money, nv to return / put face super near u

Wong Bo Kang a.k.a BK, Kang kang, Long Kang
Just like Ichigo in Bleach, this guy's madness level will change drastically. When at his peak, BK is able to knock out any person of Espada rank. Possesses greater powers that have yet to be uncovered. Lately, his power has been increasing at an alarming rate. Will be an Espada within a few months if he keeps at it.
lvl - between 79~91 (will fluctuate)
FQ - "huh, wat u say...fight la", "so u 1 like that play la ..."
Ulti - flick u with his middle finger / facial expressions so crappy, u will tap

Chen Zhen Li a.k.a shorty
At only 156cm, this guy can pack a powerful punch in terms of talking cock. Although lousy under certain circumstances, he can rebounce back as long as he feels the need to. Capable of holding up against any Espada. Needs to put in more effort to become an Espada.
lvl - 65~87(will fluctuate)
FQ - "Ok, Bankai"
Ulti - threatening ppl by taking their things as hostage

*Daniel Tan a.k.a white face, ghost, UIC, bleach, daniel-dildo
The Orichimaru in Naruto, the gluttony in FMA, the sabre in FSN and the cleaning powder in Mr Muscle. This 'jiao' is one hell of a captain. Wherever he goes, he stunners. So prepare for stone cold white stone. Jitaoness.
lvl - 95
FQ - "hmmm... don't dare me ah" , "come la, scared ah!?" , "aiee, don't talk cock la"
Ulti - dance like a retard / Elbow Drop / Swanton Bomb/ throw slipper very high up in the air

Chua Cheng Han a.k.a CH, durian head, tiko, Esplanade
I have nothing much to say about this guy except that he sucks at being a crapper, for now. When the crappy atmosphere is at it's climax, he will usually step in to kill everything. Needs lot of improvements. Gained half a lvl recently.
lvl - 48.5
FQ - "Wo tap!!!", "cannot like that 1 la..."
Ulti - being extremely lame

Lim Zi Hui a.k.a ZH, mad kid
Another rising star, gained tremendous powers immediately after his 'O' lvls. Able to comprehend nonsense that are of Espadas' level. Has potential to go further.
lvl - 82
FQ - "393 la..."
Ulti - sudden outburst of laughters / non-stop laughing

*Alvin Tan a.k.a Alvin Tan , Pui kia
The person who grew the most level within the shortest time so far, this plump guy is loaded with tonnes of crazy quotes. Recently, his powers have stop increasing but he still has what it takes to make you tap.
lvl - 93
FQ - "It takes 10yrs to ...", "Ulti... ", "Go Bo Kang house la!"
Ulti - pretending to be good in Muay Thai / Walls of Jericho

Wong Wei Jin a.k.a Ah Gua Jin, Luo Han Yu
One of the earlier members of the Dragon Tooth Clan, Wei Jin was the ATM machine for our members. Although not as insane as the rest, Wei Jin encourages people to do crazy things. Might be diagnosed with Lung Cancer by the age of 35.
lvl - 24
FQ - None
Ulti - Clutch onto opponent

*Dittaya Mhosomboon a.k.a ditt, DM, Peter North
Although not active currently, ditt once topped the Espada list. His crapping prowess was once feared by many. Has countless of achievements under his belt, ditt could easily add more if he wanted to. His return is much anticipated by everyone. He specialises in 'dirty-crapping'.
lvl - 96.5
FQ - "You die already...", "Come here"
Ulti - Bear hug / finger flick from hell / smack ur butt so hard, u will have problem shitting

Theron Tan a.k.a Ah Mao, Monkey Tan, Teh Kor, Dua Kang, Arsenal
One of the Elders in the Clan, also a hooligan, Theron has 0 ability in crapping and has an amazingly bad sense of humor. His one and only ability to make someone tap out, even an Espada, is to rant about his 'oh so good knowledge' about cars. Could be the next Arsenal's mascot (cannon).
lvl - 19~32
FQ - Walao, Wei~
Ulti - None

Wee Qi Rui a.k.a bulldozer, army tank, rhino
This guy is in a class of his own. Has future in the SAF as a Commander. Whoever wrote this part will be dead by the time you read it. R.I.P to whoever wrote this. Recently, he has been missing in action (MIA).
lvl - ??
FQ - None
Ulti - Flashsteps / Moving at 70km/h

Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy
The only person considered sane enough to hang out with us, Lin Wei is able to withstand any crap given to him. Little is known about his past but some speculated that he was once an Espada in his younger days. Constantly suffers from harassment for being a Jackie Chan lookalike.
lvl - 26
FQ - "Oi~!", "POKXY!"
Ulti - smacking boys butt.

Lim Hui Shan a.k.a LHS, siao za bor
Our newest member, Hui Shan showed talent in crapping when she began her tertiary studies. Under our constant influence, she started to blossom into a full-fledged crapper. Definitely has potential to go further but needs lot of practice.
lvl - 63~77
FQ - None
Ulti - None