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Board Of Executives


PRESIDENT
Yap Zhi Shen
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Vice-President
Wong Bo Kang
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Assisting Vice-President
Chen Zhen Li
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Creative Director
Daniel Tan
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Head Of IT Consultant
Chua Cheng Han
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General Manger
Lim Zi Hui
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Manager
Alvin Tan
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Accountant
Wong Wei Jin
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Security Guard
Dittaya
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Janitor
Theron Tan
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Terminator
Wee Qi Rui
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Mentor
Lin Wei


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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dear members,

I, Daniel Tan, the Creative Director, feel that it is time for us to take our revenge on Wong Bo Kang. Why? Nearly, all our members had felt his wrath. Even readers of this blog can feel it just by reading some of his 'tap out' posts. Here's a list of his evil doings... ...

>>only accompany you if the place you want to go is convenient for him to go or it's near his house(even though he is damn free)

>>tends to agree with things at the beginning but once everyone agrees, he will be the first one to back out (pang sair)

>>when hanging out, he tends to pick some ridiculously early time to meet up

>>going home extremely early

>>makes unnecessary noises that sound incredibly stupid

>>come out with ideas that are intangible, nonsensical and impossible

My proposal is that we play as many pranks as we can on him. We can put bomb bag inside his letterbox, place those big green dustbin directly outside his house or slot tonnes and tonnes of flyers into his house. Here are some other examples of tricks I found on Youtube.

A compilation of pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAwPTll65Ks&feature=related
Famous toilet prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o402I9tF6Vg
Massage Chair prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvwOYoziT2A&feature=related
Crazy Taxi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVCP5BHK-o&feature=related
Water pit prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9JwRg7mQ9Q

Wong Bo Kang, it's payback time.

By: Daniel

A quick run through of our members...

lvl - madness level,

FQ - famous quote,

Ulti - trademark, *- Espada

*Yap Zhi Shen a.k.a Ang ku kueh, red face, Meramon, Lava boy, HellBoy
A very crazy guy, also very sissy. This crazy sissy is one hell of a sabo-kia. Capable of sudden outbursts, will make you tap out at least 3 times upon meeting him. He is one of the Espadas that was 1st to be discovered.
lvl - 95
FQ - "Ok, jitap/jirui/jitao", "u ready anot"
Ulti - borrow ur money, nv to return / put face super near u

Wong Bo Kang a.k.a BK, Kang kang, Long Kang
Just like Ichigo in Bleach, this guy's madness level will change drastically. When at his peak, BK is able to knock out any person of Espada rank. Possesses greater powers that have yet to be uncovered. Lately, his power has been increasing at an alarming rate. Will be an Espada within a few months if he keeps at it.
lvl - between 79~91 (will fluctuate)
FQ - "huh, wat u say...fight la", "so u 1 like that play la ..."
Ulti - flick u with his middle finger / facial expressions so crappy, u will tap

Chen Zhen Li a.k.a shorty
At only 156cm, this guy can pack a powerful punch in terms of talking cock. Although lousy under certain circumstances, he can rebounce back as long as he feels the need to. Capable of holding up against any Espada. Needs to put in more effort to become an Espada.
lvl - 65~87(will fluctuate)
FQ - "Ok, Bankai"
Ulti - threatening ppl by taking their things as hostage

*Daniel Tan a.k.a white face, ghost, UIC, bleach, daniel-dildo
The Orichimaru in Naruto, the gluttony in FMA, the sabre in FSN and the cleaning powder in Mr Muscle. This 'jiao' is one hell of a captain. Wherever he goes, he stunners. So prepare for stone cold white stone. Jitaoness.
lvl - 95
FQ - "hmmm... don't dare me ah" , "come la, scared ah!?" , "aiee, don't talk cock la"
Ulti - dance like a retard / Elbow Drop / Swanton Bomb/ throw slipper very high up in the air

Chua Cheng Han a.k.a CH, durian head, tiko, Esplanade
I have nothing much to say about this guy except that he sucks at being a crapper, for now. When the crappy atmosphere is at it's climax, he will usually step in to kill everything. Needs lot of improvements. Gained half a lvl recently.
lvl - 48.5
FQ - "Wo tap!!!", "cannot like that 1 la..."
Ulti - being extremely lame

Lim Zi Hui a.k.a ZH, mad kid
Another rising star, gained tremendous powers immediately after his 'O' lvls. Able to comprehend nonsense that are of Espadas' level. Has potential to go further.
lvl - 82
FQ - "393 la..."
Ulti - sudden outburst of laughters / non-stop laughing

*Alvin Tan a.k.a Alvin Tan , Pui kia
The person who grew the most level within the shortest time so far, this plump guy is loaded with tonnes of crazy quotes. Recently, his powers have stop increasing but he still has what it takes to make you tap.
lvl - 93
FQ - "It takes 10yrs to ...", "Ulti... ", "Go Bo Kang house la!"
Ulti - pretending to be good in Muay Thai / Walls of Jericho

Wong Wei Jin a.k.a Ah Gua Jin, Luo Han Yu
One of the earlier members of the Dragon Tooth Clan, Wei Jin was the ATM machine for our members. Although not as insane as the rest, Wei Jin encourages people to do crazy things. Might be diagnosed with Lung Cancer by the age of 35.
lvl - 24
FQ - None
Ulti - Clutch onto opponent

*Dittaya Mhosomboon a.k.a ditt, DM, Peter North
Although not active currently, ditt once topped the Espada list. His crapping prowess was once feared by many. Has countless of achievements under his belt, ditt could easily add more if he wanted to. His return is much anticipated by everyone. He specialises in 'dirty-crapping'.
lvl - 96.5
FQ - "You die already...", "Come here"
Ulti - Bear hug / finger flick from hell / smack ur butt so hard, u will have problem shitting

Theron Tan a.k.a Ah Mao, Monkey Tan, Teh Kor, Dua Kang, Arsenal
One of the Elders in the Clan, also a hooligan, Theron has 0 ability in crapping and has an amazingly bad sense of humor. His one and only ability to make someone tap out, even an Espada, is to rant about his 'oh so good knowledge' about cars. Could be the next Arsenal's mascot (cannon).
lvl - 19~32
FQ - Walao, Wei~
Ulti - None

Wee Qi Rui a.k.a bulldozer, army tank, rhino
This guy is in a class of his own. Has future in the SAF as a Commander. Whoever wrote this part will be dead by the time you read it. R.I.P to whoever wrote this. Recently, he has been missing in action (MIA).
lvl - ??
FQ - None
Ulti - Flashsteps / Moving at 70km/h

Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy
The only person considered sane enough to hang out with us, Lin Wei is able to withstand any crap given to him. Little is known about his past but some speculated that he was once an Espada in his younger days. Constantly suffers from harassment for being a Jackie Chan lookalike.
lvl - 26
FQ - "Oi~!", "POKXY!"
Ulti - smacking boys butt.

Lim Hui Shan a.k.a LHS, siao za bor
Our newest member, Hui Shan showed talent in crapping when she began her tertiary studies. Under our constant influence, she started to blossom into a full-fledged crapper. Definitely has potential to go further but needs lot of practice.
lvl - 63~77
FQ - None
Ulti - None